Melissa Miller Photos

Deep Thoughts with Grandma

"She's not the happiest crayon in the box."

My mom's observation while spending a long weekend with my notoriously moody daughter.

Deep Thoughts: Birthday Wisdom

"Give me a cup of coffee, I'm almost a MAN!"

Big B, referring to his (almost) ninth birthday

(Deep Thoughts is my version of the old Saturday Night Live Segments, Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy.  I find commentary from children to be hilarious, truthful, and worthy of documenting for entertainment value.)

Deep Thoughts with a Guinan

"I'm pretty sure it's illegal to make guests clean your house, Aunt Missy."

Mr. Guinan, age 6, protesting pick-up-toy duty while vacationing in Tulsa

Deep Thoughts

"Princesses don't  brush their hair....they just wear ponies and braids."

Miss J, age 3,  explaining her no-brush policy

Deep Thoughts with the Miller kids

"He can burp whenever he wants, as much as he wants.  I think that's his special talent from God."
Big B, age 8, referring to his little brother

 

(the E-Man, the burping king is pictured above)

Deep Thoughts with the Miller kids (2)

Am I going to jail, Mom?
Big B, age 8 (after he ripped tag off the pillow sham)

Deep Thoughts with the Miller kids

(This is my version of the old Saturday Night Live Segments, Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy.  I find commentary from children to be hilarious, truthful, and worthy of documenting for entertainment value.)

"When I asked God for a little sister, I think I should have told him I want a clean one that's NOT crazy."
Big B, age 8

"Mom, you are way older than the Disney and Nick channels now!"
E-Man, age 4, noticing that I have higher numbers than Disney station (Channel 32) and Nickelodeon (Channel 33)